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1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A true star shines her light on others. Be a star. - Chloe Pink

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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