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1910 Street Light Replacement

Model-T safety ladder for electricians

1910 Street Light Replacement thanks to Jim Serritella

The Ford Model T (also known as the flivver, Tin Lizzie, T-Model Ford, Model T, T, or Leaping Lena) automobile was produced by Ford Motor Company from October 1, 1908, to May 26, 1927, and was regarded as the first affordable automobile - the car that opened travel to the common middle-class American.
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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

Leaders don't set out to climb the ladder. They rise by lifting others up. - Jo Miller

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it. - Edith Wharton

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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