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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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