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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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