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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice. - Shawn Johnson

Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King


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