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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Follow your honest convictions, and stay strong. - William Thackeray

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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