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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin


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