QuotaBillsAmericans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner
A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown
Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette
Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Chaos: Three women discussing the two sides of an issue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard
Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan
The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde
A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt
My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas
I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart
My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge
How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin
If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody
Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown
True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller
I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch
A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt