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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable. - Cher

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

A strong person is the one who knows how to be quiet, shed a tear for a moment, and then picks up their gloves and fights again. - Unknown

The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. - Oscar Wilde

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump


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