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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

She made me strong, but she wanted me to be strong. That's more important. - Diane von Furstenberg

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be made at me for saying that. - Mitch Hedberg

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

When a woman puts on a heel, she has a different posture, a different attitude. She really stands up and has a consciousness of her body. - Christian Louboutin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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