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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. - Christopher Morley

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

When young, beware of fighting; when strong, beware of sex; and when old, beware of possession. - Confucius

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman, but an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any earthly force. - Dorothy L Sayers

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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