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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Youthful Figure: What you get when you ask a woman her age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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