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1920 Strongwoman

She may be strong but smell isn't everything

1920 Strongwoman thanks to Jim Serritella

Strongwoman balances a piano and pianist on her chest

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Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. - Sun Tzu

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Market: 1. Three women and a goose; 2. What teachers do to homework. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong. - Leo Rosten

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answers to, in the strongest conjuration. - Charles Dickens

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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