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1940 English Golf Rules

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1940 English Golf Rules thanks to Keith Blake

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Rules and regulations and priororities. - Archie Bunker

Rebate: Putting another worm on the hook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

I never had a set of rules. Every situation is different. - Red Auerbach

Experience shows that exceptions are as true as the rules. - Edith Ronald Mirrielees

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own. - Chuck Yeager

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I played golf. I didn't get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying. - Mitch Hedberg

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley


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