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1940 English Golf Rules

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1940 English Golf Rules thanks to Keith Blake

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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

Golf, like measles, should be caught young. - P G Wodehouse

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Where there's a Will there's a Fairway. - Unknown

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators. - Gerald R. Ford

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He writes so well he makes me feel like putting the quill back in the goose. - Fred Allen

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

There are three rules for writing a novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. - W Somerset Maugham

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

There are three basic rules for great comedy. Unfortunately no-one can remember what they are. - Arthur Smith

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If it is good to have one foot in England, it is still better, or at least as good, to have the other out of it. - Henry James

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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