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1940 English Golf Rules

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1940 English Golf Rules thanks to Keith Blake

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Absentee: A missing golfing peg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

When passion rules, she never rules wisely. - Ben Franklin

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun. - Katharine Hepburn

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

This is the sort of English up with which I will not put. - Winston Churchill

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Hold me, grip me, cherish me, pretend that I'm a golf club! - Unknown

If it weren't for golf, I'd probably be a caddie today. - George Archer

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

I don't need to know where the green is. Where is the golf course? - Babe Ruth

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

One advantage of golf over bowling is that you never lose a bowling ball. - Don Carter

Adding sound to movies would be like putting lipstick on the Venus de Milo. - Mary Pickford

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf. - H L Mencken

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Golf is the worst drug in the world. You just keep coming back fro more embarrassment. - Deacon Jones

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did. - Gregory Nunn

A good lie will have traveled half way around the world while the truth is putting on her boots. - Mark Twain

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

In America, the policeman is a working-class hero. In England, the policeman is a working-class traitor. - Martin Amis

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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