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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Change starts when someone sees the next step. - William Drayton

Difficulty is the excuse history never accepts. - Edward R. Murrow

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb? - Steven Wright

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. - Flannery O'Connor

I can change a No. 1 diaper in 30 seconds and a No. 2 in a minute. - John Tesh

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul. - Lord Acton

It takes an endless amount of history to make even a little tradition. - Henry James

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Apple Inc.

If past history was all there was to the game, the richest people would be librarians. - Warren Buffet

You can't change your situation. The only thing you can change is how you deal with it. - 500 Days of Summer

If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. - Maya Angelou

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Change can come in either of two important ways: Start behaving positively or stop behaving negatively. - Dr. Phil

If you don't like something, change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. - Mary Engelbreit

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

A man who is used to acting in one way never changes; he must come to ruin when the times, in changing, no longer are in harmony with his ways. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Peaceful transfer of authority is rare in history, yet common in our country with a simple oath, we affirm old traditions, and make new beginnings. - George W. Bush

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley


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