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A Century Ago (1915 to 2015)

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We are the change. - Ronald Reagan

Change is not progress. - H L Mencken

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

Change is inevitable. Growth is optional. - John C Maxwell

When you finish changing, you're finished. - Benjamin Franklin

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another. - Rupert Brooke

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg W F Hegel

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who cannot change. - Confucius

Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

It often takes more courage to change one's opinion than to stick to it. - Geoffrey Abert

If you don't like change, you're going to like irrelevance even less. - Gen. Eric Shinseki

The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change. - Carl Rogers

You never have to change anything you got up in the middle of the night to write. - Saul Bellow

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

I can't go back and change the beginning, but I can start where I am and change the ending. - C S Lewis

To exist is to change, to change is to mature, to mature is to go on creating oneself endlessly. - Henri L. Bergson

There are many things we do not want in this world. Let us not just mourn them; let us change them. - Ferdinand Marcos

In the whole history of technology it would be difficult to find a greater single advance than this. - L.T.C. Rolt

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

What would happen if we were all brave enough to be a little bit more ambitious? I think the world would change. - Reese Witherspoon

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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