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That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

History will never accept difficulties as an excuse. - John F Kennedy

Don't change horses in the middle of the stream. - Dutch Proverb

When you're through changing, you're through. - Bruce Barton

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude. - Amy Tan

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

If you want to truly understand something, try to change it. - Kurt Lewin

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

Just one positive thought in the morning can change your whole day. - Unknown

If some countries have too much history, we have too much geography. - William Lyon Mackenzie King

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

It is said to be the manner of hypochondriacs to change often their physician. - William Cullen

In order for a thing to be horrible it has to suffer a change you can recognize. - Ray Bradbury

I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself. - Andy Warhol

Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change. - Unknown

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favour. - Robert Frost

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today. - E. Joseph Cossman

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

We live in a world where amnesia is the most wished-for state. When did history become a bad word? - John Guare

There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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