Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
A grandfather is a man, and a grandmother is a lady.
Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colours of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on cracks.
They don’t say, “Hurry up.”
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like “Why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?”
When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have a snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
It’s funny when they bend over - you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant
He's breaking his grandpa's sacrolificat. - Archie Bunker
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox
The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan
To the world you are a mother, but to your family you are the world. - Unknown
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grandmother and grandchild never truly part, maybe in distance but never in heart. - Unknown
My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng
Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler
I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
Antelope: 1. Why Grandpa won't forgive Uncle; 2. Event involving two bugs who fall in love and run away together. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com