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Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Worry is rust upon the blade. - Henry Ward Hughes

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

There is no education like adversity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

B-Negative: A pessimist's blood type - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The pessimist is half-licked before he starts. - Thomas A. Buckner

Pessimism is the triumph of worry over matter. - Unknown

Worry is interest paid on trouble before it falls due. - William R Inge

When the problem is worry, the prescription is prayer. - David Jeremiah

Fresh activity is the only means of overcoming adversity. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Of all the things to worry about; the Wookie has no pants. - Mark Hamill

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Don't use your energy to worry. Use your energy to believe. - Unknown

You'll never find a better sparring partner than adversity. - Walt Schmidt

Put your trust in the Lord and go ahead. Worry gets you no place. - Roy Acuff

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

When the situation is hopeless, there's nothing to worry about. - Edward Abbey

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. - Don Marquis

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Pessimists are not boring. Pessimists are right. Pessimists are superfluous. - Elias Canetti

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Comfort and prosperity have never enriched the world as much as adversity has. - Billy Graham

Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

Pessimists are usually kind. The gay, bubbling over, have no time for the pitiful. - Sean O'Faolain

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists. - Jean Rostand

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight. - Benjamin Franklin

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Prosperity is not without many fears and distastes; adversity not without many comforts and hopes. - Francis Bacon

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside

Pessimism becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy; it reproduces itself by crippling our willingness to act. - Howard Zinn

Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents which, in prosperous circumstances, would have lain dormant. - Horace

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Bill Vaughan

Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - the main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away. - John Steinbeck

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Adversity is the state in which man mostly easily becomes acquainted with himself, being especially free of admirers then. - John Wooden

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

By adversity are wrought the greatest works of admiration, and all the fair examples of renown, out of distress and misery are grown. - Samuel Daniel

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Adversity is like a strong wind. It tears away from us all but the things that cannot be torn, so that we see ourselves as we really are. - Arthur Golden

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie


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