Afghan Livestock Management

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan