Afghan Livestock Management

Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Rebuttal: A goat's revenge - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always drink upstream from the herd. - Will Rogers

Mass Psychology: Doing it the herd way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Look at you, you're white as a goat. - Archie Bunker

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A prudent man does not make the goat his gardener. - Hungary Proverb

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On second thought, I think I am more crazy than my goat. - Remedios Varo

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. - Will Rogers

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. - Thomas Browne