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Age In Cat Years

Your cat's age related to people years

Age In Cat Years thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

After the age of 80, everything reminds you of something else. - Lowell Thomas

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Age is not different from earlier life as long as you're sitting down. - Malcolm Cowley

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. - George Burns

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy. - Voltaire

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

The age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists and calculators has succeeded. - Edmund Burke

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago. - Jack Nicholson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Autumn is really the best of the seasons; and I'm not sure that old age isn't the best part of life. - C S Lewis

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle

In old age we are like a batch of letters that someone has sent. We are no longer in the post, we have arrived. - Knut Hamsun

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Enjoy your age before it's past; Don't try to be 18 so fast. You're only 14 once, my dears, but you'll be 35 for years. - Elinor K. Rose

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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