Age In Cat Years

Youth has no age. - Pablo Picasso

Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Middle age is a nice change from being young. - William Feather

Man arrives as a novice at each age of his life. - Nicolas Collins

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. - Billie Burke

Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. - Georges Clemenceau

Middle age is when, wherever you go on holiday, you pack a sweater. - Denis Norden

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The tragedy of old age is not that one is old, but that one is young. - Oscar Wilde

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer. - Walter Scott

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Young people don't know what age is, and old people forget what youth was. - Irish Proverb

We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

One minute gives intention to destroy
What to rebuild will a whole age employ. - William Congreve

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Satchel Paige

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time. - Greer Garson

If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age. - George Burns

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

You know you've reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up. - Bob Hope

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughan

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis