Age In Cat Years

Age is only a number. - Lexi Starling

At my age flowers scare me. - George Burns

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

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Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

If you want to serve an age, betray it. - Brendan Kennelly

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. - Paulo Coelho

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown

I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. - George Carlin

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

I've reached the age where competence is a turn-on. - Billy Joel

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do. - Phyllis Diller

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise. - Margaret Atwood

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

Middle age is when everything new you feel is likely to be a symptom. - Laurence J Peter

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

The true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can. - Rita Mae Brown

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places. - E Joseph Cossman

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others. - Andy Rooney

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I became a poet at the age of sixteen. I did not intend to do it. It was not my fault. - Margaret Atwood

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. - Tom Wilson

Middle age is when it takes you all night to do once what once you used to do all night. - Kenny Everett

It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year. - Tom Lehrer

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it. - Doris Day

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

It is not easy to be crafty and winsome at the same time, and few accomplish it after the age of six. - John W. Gardner

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

There's no age that isn't a good time to confront one's mortality or to consider a second adulthood. - Barbara Ehrenreich

It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor. - Andre Gide

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. - Aldous Huxley

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen