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Alien Moon Landing

Who was the first 'person' to land on the moon?

Alien Moon Landing thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. 'Neil A.' backwards is Alien

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis


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