Alien Moon Landing

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown