Alien Moon Landing
Who was the first 'person' to land on the moon?
Neil Armstrong was the first person to land on the moon. 'Neil A.' backwards is Alien
QuotaBillsCanada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau
She stood in tears amid the alien corn. - John Keats
He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown
And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac
It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu
If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick
My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb
It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill
Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle
The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov
Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip
Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy
Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin
Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown
Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl