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Gloomy Loonie Canadian dollar forecast

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Loonie's longest losing streak portends more losses

Gloomy Canadian dollar forecast - Loonie drops below 69 cents US

The Canadian dollar is on its longest losing streak since at least the 1970s as speculation mounts that the central bank will cut interest rates back to the record low only seen amid the 2009 financial crisis.

The currency has fallen for 11 straight days against the U.S. dollar, the longest run of daily losses since the country ended its currency's peg to the greenback in 1971 and let it trade freely. The streak surpassed a nine-day run in April 2005, and Friday touched an almost 13-year low.

Canada's dollar (loonie) - which hasn't been below 69 cents since April 2003 - was also down Friday against the euro, British pound and Japanese yen.
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Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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