American Quarter

Marry money. - Max Shulman

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump