QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin
The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush
If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu
Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli
We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Life seems to go on without effort when I am filled with music. - George Eliot
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton
Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley
Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany
It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann
New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
Why is it that everybody's suing the tobacco companies and not the alcohol companies? - Donald Trump
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music brings a warm glow to my vision, thawing mind and muscle from their endless wintering. - Haruki Murakami
Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse
Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou
Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
My heart, which is so full to overflowing, has often been solaced and refreshed by music when sick and weary. - Martin Luther
What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop
We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore
I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde
Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato