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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Music is the soundtrack of your life. - Dick Clark

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

In music the passions enjoy themselves. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Music is the universal language of mankind. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Music is what our soul sounds like when it sings. - Xila Toro

Music is the moonlight in the gloomy night of life. - Jean Paul Friedrich Richter

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music touches us emotionally, where words alone can't. - Johnny Depp

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Country music has always been the best shrink that 15 bucks can buy. - Dierks Bentley

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

A raise is like a martini: it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily. - Dan Seligman

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

In a weird kind of way, music has afforded me an idealism and perfectionism that I could never attain as me. - Billy Corgan

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

All is beautiful and unceasing, all is music and reason, and all, like diamond, is carbon first, then light. - Jose Martin

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

There is music in the air, music all around us; the world is full of it, and you simply take as much as you require. - Edward Elgar

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke