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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Music isn't for the eyes - it's for the ears. - Adele

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

One martini is all right, two is too many, three is not enough. - James Thurber

If in the afterlife there is not music, we will have to import it. - Domenico Cieri Estrada

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. - Elvis Presley

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities. - Lord Dunsany

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron

Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown