Amplified Beer

Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash

Kind words are the music of the world. - F.W. Faber

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You can't touch music, but music can touch you. - Mordecai

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. - Decca Recording Company

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Too much of anything is bad. Too much of good whisky is barely enough. - Mark Twain

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

Accordion Music: Noise that comes from playing both ends against the middle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

New York champagne - that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York. - Archie Bunker

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

I have made an important discovery - that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication. - Oscar Wilde

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common. - Sarah Dessen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison