Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

Ice Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood. - Salma Hayek

Wisdom is knowing which road is the right one; integrity is taking it. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.