Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club
Pedal to the metal on Highway 401
Keeping a safe following distance is by far one of the easiest, yet most commonly broken rules of defensive driving. The two-second rule is a rule of thumb by which a driver should maintain a safe following distance at any speed. Apparently Ontario drivers haven’t heard about this concept yet...
QuotaBillsIce Cream: What I do when scared - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton
God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown
Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible
An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown
Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian
All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand
A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay
Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim
Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Indeed the safest road to Hell is the gradual one - the gentle slope, soft underfoot, without sudden turnings, without milestones, without signposts. - C S Lewis