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Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

Pedal to the metal on Highway 401

Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Keeping a safe following distance is by far one of the easiest, yet most commonly broken rules of defensive driving. The two-second rule is a rule of thumb by which a driver should maintain a safe following distance at any speed. Apparently Ontario drivers haven’t heard about this concept yet...

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I always wake up at the crack of ice. - Joe E Lewis

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

The New Year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. - George William Curtis

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. - Josh Billins

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins


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