Annual Meeting of the Ontario Summer Tires Club

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com