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Audible Sobs

When cries carry in the library

Audible Sobs thanks to Julie Kimmel

For the courtesy of those studying around you, please relocate to the hallway if you wish to sob audibly.

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Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Canned music is like audible wallpaper. - Alistair Cooke

Electoral College: Institute of higher yearning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

This is the first test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him. - William Lyon Phelps

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. - Bill Vaughan

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the 'lower animals' (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humilitating to me. - Mark Twain


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