Baby's Eviction Notice
Birth announcement pinned to the playpen of a one year old
Every good and perfect give comes from above. - James 1:17
The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts.
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Ever notice how irons have a setting for "permanent" press? - Steven Wright
Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Coaches will eventually notice a great attitude, and they respect that. - Heather O'Reilly
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Ever notice that the hardness of the butter increases with the softness of the bread? - Unknown
It is easy to sit up and take notice. What is difficult is getting up and taking action. - Al Batt
If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol
The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis
Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
I was born by Caesarian section... but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window. - Steven Wright
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik