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Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. - George Carlin