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Back To The Fuchsia

Marty McFly is sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his future plant parents

Back To The Fuchsia thanks to Barry McCartney

Fuchsia - a genus of flowering plants that consists mostly of shrubs or small trees. Fuchsia Triphylla was discovered on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican Republic) between 1696–1697 by the French Minim monk botanist and monk, Charles Plumier, during his third expedition to the Greater Antilles. He named the new genus after the renowned German botanist Leonhart Fuchs (1501–1566).

'Back to the Future' is a 1985 American science fiction adventure comedy film, starring Michael J. Fox as teenager Marty McFly.

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Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Fence: 1. The difference between one yard and two yards; 2. Runs around the garden without moving. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Vacation Time: That period when the flowers in the home garden are at their best and only the neighbours are around to enjoy them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. - George Carlin


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