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Back To The Fuchsia

Marty McFly is sent back in time to 1955, where he meets his future plant parents

Back To The Fuchsia thanks to Barry McCartney

Fuchsia - a genus of flowering plants that consists mostly of shrubs or small trees. Fuchsia Triphylla was discovered on the Caribbean island of Hispaniola (Haiti and the Dominican Republic) between 1696–1697 by the French Minim monk botanist and monk, Charles Plumier, during his third expedition to the Greater Antilles. He named the new genus after the renowned German botanist Leonhart Fuchs (1501–1566).

'Back to the Future' is a 1985 American science fiction adventure comedy film, starring Michael J. Fox as teenager Marty McFly.

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Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

We must plant the sea and herd its animals using the sea as farmers instead of hunters. That is what civilization is all about - farming replacing hunting. - Jacques Cousteau

There needs to be time for efficient data collection and time for inefficient contemplation, time to operate the machine and time to sit idly in the garden. - Nicholas Carr

Americans admire a people who can scratch a desert and produce a garden. The Israelis have shown qualities that Americans identify with: guts, patriotism, idealism, a passion for freedom. - Richard M Nixon

Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants. That is the short answer to the supposedly incredibly complicated and confusing question of what we humans should eat in order to be maximally healthy. - Michael Pollan

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants. - George Carlin


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