QuotaBillsBacon is meat candy. - Unknown
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown
Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer
I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair
I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster