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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Mental clarity ain't for the faint of heart. - Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The heart, like the stomach, wants a varied diet. - Gustave Flaubert

Only the heart knows how to find what is precious. - Feodor Dostoyevsky

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

The heart never grows better by age: it only grows harder. - Lord Chesterfield

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. - Rupert Brooke

When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object. - Milan Kundera

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I gave you my heart, I just didn't expect to get it back in pieces. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes not between parties either - but right through the human heart. - Alexandr Solzhenitzyn


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