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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Love is a hole in the heart. - Ben Hecht

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name. - Andre Breton

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart, but unspent youth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Above all else, guard your heart, for it affects everything else you do. - Unknown

Believe with all of your heart that you will do what you were made to do. - Orison Swett Marden

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age. - Thomas Bailey Aldrich

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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