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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

As you think in your heart, so you shall be. - Proverbs 23:7

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

What I believe in my heart must make sense in my mind. - Ravi Zacharias

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. - Blaise Pascal

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It is strange how often a heart must be broken before the years can make it wise. - Sara Teasdale

Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts. - Charles Dickens

I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less. - Tina Fey

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Maybe tackiness is at the heart of corporate corruption... But, as I prove everyday, it doesn't have to be that way at all. - Donald Trump

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

Faith allows things to happen. It is the power that comes from a fearless heart. And when a fearless heart believes, miracles happen. - Unknown

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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