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Bacon Birthday Cake

Don't go bacon my heart!

Bacon Birthday Cake thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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A loving heart is the truest wisdom. - Charles Dickens

Within every heart there is a knife. - Indian Saying

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

The heart has reasons that reason cannot know. - Blaise Pascal

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Keep some room in your heart for the unimaginable. - Mary Oliver

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. - Steven Wright

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

A heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others. - Frank Morgan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

To understand the heart and mind of a person, look not at what he has already achieved, but at what he aspires to. - Kahlil Gibran

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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