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Bacon Seeds

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Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

It takes a long time to grow young. - Pablo Picasso

Where rage seeds, repentance reaps. - Greek Proverb

Mighty oaks from little acorns grow. - Unknown

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

It is sad to grow old but nice to ripen. - Brigitte Bardot

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

There are so few who can grow old with a good grace. - Richard Steele

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

If only I may grow: firmer, simpler, quieter, warmer. - Dag Hammarskjold

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm

The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don't say much. - Germain G. Glidden

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. - H L Mencken

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

When we grow old, there can only be one regret: not to have given enough of ourselves. - Eleonora Duse

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for our attitudes. That's the day we truly grow up. - John C Maxwell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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