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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Dreams grow if you grow. - Zig Ziglar

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

When I grow up, I want to be a little boy. - Joseph Heller

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be. - Robert Browning

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be. - Clementine Paddleford

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. - e e cummings

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

If you want to have more, you have to become more. You have to grow into your goals. - Jim Rohn

I don't plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have facelifts until my ears meet. - Rita Rudner

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? - Fry

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Life is like a good watermelon, sweet and juicy... but you still have to pick out the seeds to enjoy every bit of it. - Unknown

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius


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