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Bacon Seeds

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Bacon Seeds thanks to Mike King

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Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

Bacon is meat candy. - Unknown

We grow small trying to be great. - E Stanley Jones

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Don't grow up - it's a trap! - Unknown

Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

We don't grow older, we grow riper. - Pablo Picasso

Many foxes grow gray, but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin

Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - Norman R. Augustine

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Putting Green: Great oaths from little acorns grow. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible. - Irene M Selznick

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

Faith is not something to grasp, it is a state to grow into. - Mohandas Gandhi

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer. - Robert Quillen

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Mushrooms: Because they grow in damp places, they resemble patio umbrellas - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to. - John E Pearce

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict. - William Ellery Channing

It is only the farmer who faithfully plants seeds in the Spring, who reaps a harvest in the Autumn. - B C Forbes

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

Look around when you have got your first mushroom or made your first discovery: they grow in clusters. - George Polya

Leaders should always expect the very best of those around them. They know that people can change and grow. - Warren Bennis

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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