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Stepping into a home run swing

Baseball Slugger thanks to Barry McCartney

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There's no crying in baseball. - A League of Their Own

Every strike brings me closer to the next home run. - Babe Ruth

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

The two enemies of human happiness are pain and boredom. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment. Pain of love lasts a lifetime. - Bette Davis

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended. - George Bernard Shaw

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

I have only one superstition. I make sure I touch all bases when I hit a home run. - Babe Ruth

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

Poets are like baseball pitchers. Both have their moments. The intervals are the tough things. - Robert Frost

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

Things could be worse. Suppose your errors were counted and published every day, like those of a baseball player. - Unknown

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The coward wretch whose hand and heart
Can bear to torture aught below,
Is ever first to quail and start
From the slightest pain or equal foe. - Bertrand Russell

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain. - Helen Keller

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters. - Carrie Underwood

Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them. Let me not beg for the stilling of my pain, but for the heart to conquer it. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment. - Marcus Aurelius

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus


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