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The name Pavlov rings a bell. - Unknown

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

The ring always believes that the finger lives for it. - Malcolm de Chazal

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's always darkest just before the fridge door opens. - Phil Callaway

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

After you cut off a person's nose there is no point in giving him a rose to smell. - Ravi Zacharias

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Inside of a ring or out, ain't nothing wrong with going down. It's staying down that's wrong. - Muhammad Ali

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller


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