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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I could not get the ring without the finger. - Thomas Middleton

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy. - Ernest Hemingway

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it. - John F Kennedy

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble at his door. - Confucius

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year. - Charles Lamb

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

In this year, King Aethelstan, Lord of Warriors, ring-giver to men... won eternal glory, in battle with sword edges, around Brunaburh. - Unknown

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door, greet him with, "Who could have done this? We have no enemies." - Phyllis Diller

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller


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