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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Instinct is the nose of the mind. - Madame de Girardin

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

Adorable: What you ring when you go visiting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not knowing when the dawn will come I open every door. - Emily Dickinson

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

When you ask "What if..." you open the door to all your options. - Unknown

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Kyle Chandler

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah

I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. - Richard Harris

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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