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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

If you truly love nature, you will find beauty everywhere. - Laura I Wilder

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Try as you may to hide, you can never contain the beauty of your Soul. - Cheryl lee Harnish

Business opportunities are like buses; there's always another one coming. - Richard Branson

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Business is a sprint until you find an opportunity, then it's the patience of a marathon runner. - Robert Herjavec

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

A simple rule of business is, if you do the things that are easier first, then you can actually make a lot of progress. - Mark Zuckerberg

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

I'm not in the speech making business. I'm not in the seminar business. I'm not in the writing book business. I'm in the changing lives business. - Zig Ziglar

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott

Whether you're a homemaker or a schoolteacher, a lawyer or a doctor, a news anchor or an aerobics instructor, everyone is conducting business each and every day. - Donald Trump

The sooner you accept the fact that you will have both successes and failures, the easier it will be to get your business and personal life headed in the right direction. - Harvey Mackay

American Women: How they mortify the flesh in order to make it appetizing! Their beauty is a vast industry, their enduring allure a discipline which nuns or athletes might find excessive. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success. - Dale Carnegie


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