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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Business as usual. - David Lloyd George

Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Business is so bad, even the accounts that don't intend to pay ain't buying. - Unknown

Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

The gambling known as business looks with severe disfavor upon the business known as gambling. - Ambrose Bierce

Those who find beauty in all of nature will find themselves at one with the secrets of life itself. - L Wolfe Gilbert

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

I'll tell you, it's Big Business. If there is one word to describe Atlantic City, it's Big Business. - Donald Trump

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Chinese people and Indian people can not do business together, because Indian people can not live without a bargain, and Chinese people can not give you a bargain. - Russell Peters

It doesn't matter whether you are pursuing success in business, sports, the arts, or life in general: The bridge between wishing and accomplishing is discipline. - Harvey Mackay

Your workforce is your most valuable asset. The knowledge and skills they have represent the fuel that drives the engine of business - and you can leverage that knowledge. - Harvey Mackay


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