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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

The essence of beauty is unity in variety. - Felix Mendelssohn

God will forgive me. That's his business. - Heinrich Heine

In any business, the number-one competitor is inertia. - Dave Chilton

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Boldness in business is the first, second, and third thing. - Thomas Fuller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest? - Sydney Madwed

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

The true measure of the value of any business leader and manager is performance. - Brian Tracy

Universal happiness keeps the wheels steadily turning; truth and beauty can't. - Aldous Huxley

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important Rule of Beauty: "Who cares?" - Tina Fey

Should you shield the canyons from the windstorms you would never see the true beauty of their carvings. - Elizabeth Kibler-Ross

By its very nature the beautiful is isolated from everything else. From beauty no road leads to reality. - Hannah Arendt

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

New sentient creatures filled the unseen depths,
Life's glory and swiftness ran in the beauty of beasts. - Sri Aurobindo

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stockbrokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties. - Oscar Wilde

It is the business of a lawyer to find a hole to creep out of any law that is in his way; and if there is no hole, to make one. - W Ouseley

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

Smiling is definitely one of the best beauty remedies. If you have a good sense of humor and a good approach to life, that's beautiful. - Rashida Jones

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

To be a winner in life and in business you must act like a winner, and what better way to do that than to emulate the habits of highly successful people. - Peter Legge

Everything you need is already within you. The beauty of life is that your destiny lies always in your hands. The time has come for you to step up and be great. - Pablo


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