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Beauty And The Beach

Removing the beast from business signs

Beauty And The Beach thanks to Barry McCartney

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Business adventurous (ventures) - Archie Bunker

The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

By means of beauty all beautiful things become beautiful. - Socrates

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

Business is like a wheelbarrow - it stands still until someone pushes it. - William Feather

In the business sector, conflict and self-interest is most highly focused. - Unknown

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. - Don Rickles

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D. Rockefeller

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Everybody's business is nobody's business, and nobody's business is my business. - Clara Barton

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies. - Gerry Spence

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Good business leaders create a vision, articulate the vision, passionately own the vision, and relentlessly drive it to completion. - Jack Welch

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

No one has timing like Milton Berle. He has absolutely the finest timing of any comedian in the business. There's no one like him. - Sid Caesar

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best. - Frank Zappa

Everything you need is already within you. The beauty of life is that your destiny lies always in your hands. The time has come for you to step up and be great. - Pablo

Holding back technology to preserve broken business models is like allowing blacksmiths to veto the internal combustion engine in order to protect their horseshoes. - Don Tapscott

The sooner you accept the fact that you will have both successes and failures, the easier it will be to get your business and personal life headed in the right direction. - Harvey Mackay

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. - R Buckminster Fuller

Pessimism doesn't grow your business or even maintain the status quo. The pessimists on your staff make the job harder for everyone around them. They make difficulties out of opportunities. - Harvey Mackay


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