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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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