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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Criticism is prejudice made plausible. - H L Mencken

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Passion and prejudice govern the world, only under the name of reason. - John Wesley

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. - George Bernard Shaw

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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