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Before Political Correctness
When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples
The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck
In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein
Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot
Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster
In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas
Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers
I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader
In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge
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