Before Political Correctness

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov