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Before Political Correctness

When kids were allowed to play Livestock Management Technicians and Indigenous Peoples

Before Political Correctness thanks to Wayne Nowazek

The term 'political correctness' is used to describe language, policies, or measures that are intended primarily not to offend or disadvantage any particular group of people in society. In the media, the term is generally used as a pejorative, implying that these policies are excessive. The term “politically correct” was used infrequently until the latter part of the 20th century.

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

See everything; overlook a great deal; correct a little. - Pope John XXIII

You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

Prejudice comes from being in the dark; sunlight disinfects it. - Muhammad Ali

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

Washable: What a cowboy does, very carefully, with soap and water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The fact that your patient gets well does not prove that your diagnosis was correct. - Samuel J. Meltzer

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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