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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

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Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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