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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse
You do well to consider the office your own, for you bought it. - Julius Caesar's father
Fools take to themselves the respect that is given to their office. - Aesop
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop
I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson
There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. - Charles Lamb
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV
After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton
I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner
You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy
Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith
It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine
The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang
What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris
The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost
There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett
Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis
The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson
I love working for myself from home. I get along with everyone in the office; I can show up in pajamas, and I always win Employee of the Month. - Missy Miwac
The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman
It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg