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Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

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Dust Rags: Dad's Underwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

No sign of pleasure greeted the announcement. The mood in the hall was leaden.
My mood was livelier. Fright is livelier than lead. - Gail Carson Levine

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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