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Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

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We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

When a man falls into his anecdotage, it is a sign for him to retire from the world. - Benjamin Disraeli

One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

It's a sign of age if you feel like the morning after the night before and you haven't been anywhere. - Unknown

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall


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