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Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds

Road safety signs in an Israeli desert

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

Beware of Camels, Tanks and Dust Clouds thanks to Roy Turkington

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The camel does not see her own hump. - Greek Proverb

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen


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