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Biblio-Mat

Book dispensary where no two books are alike

Biblio-Mat thanks to Paige Turner

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Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

I read part of it all the way through. - Samuel Goldwyn

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

I'm quite illiterate, but I read a lot. - J.D. Salinger

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

Reading can seriously damage your ignorance. - Unknown

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Everything comes to him who waits. Except a loaned book. - Kin Hubbard

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

In some areas I am more noted for reading then I am for cookies. - Wally Amos

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

There is no surer way to misread any document than to read it literally. - Learned Hand

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Bookworm: A person who would rather read than eat, or a worm that would rather eat than read - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

I am not afraid that the book will be controversial, I'm afraid it will not be controversial. - Flannery O'Connor

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

We read that we ought to forgive our enemies; but we do not read that we ought to forgive our friends. - Cosimo de Medici

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler

No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance. - Atwood H Townsend

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

To read means to obtain meaning from words, and legibility is that quality which enables words to be read easily, quickly, and accurately. - John C Tarr

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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