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Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

People are difficult to govern because they have too much knowledge. - Lao-tzu

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle


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