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Black Eye

What the IT computer guy promised to give me

Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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