Black Eye

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Optimist: a proponent of the doctrine that black is white. - Ambrose Bierce

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen