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In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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