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Black Eye

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Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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