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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

On the keyboard of life always keep one finger on the 'escape' key. - Unknown

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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