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Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung


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