Black Eye

The computer is a moron. - Peter F Drucker

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

Let every eye negotiate for itself and trust no agent. - William Shakespeare

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

He had only one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favor of two. - Charles Dickens

People can have the Model T in any color - so long as it's black. - Henry Ford

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney