Black Eye

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

I'd rather wear black in August than do one sit-up. - Joy Behar

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

Never bend your head. Hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Helen Keller

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

My basics are black, white, or neutral, and I'll wear a ton of jewelry or carry a brightly colored bag. - Rachel Zoe

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney