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Black Eye

What the IT computer guy promised to give me

Black Eye thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

It's as dark out there as the black hole of Dakota. - Jack Dyer

I'm gonna keep a beagle-eye on you the whole weekend. - Archie Bunker

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

As a lifelong Oregonian, I prefer our forests green, not black. - Greg Walden

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof

There is no black magic to successfully attracting customers via the Web. - Rand Fishkin

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct. - Thomas Jefferson

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Nothing contributes so much to tranquilize the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye. - Mary Shelley

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

Fearlessness requires attention and receptivity - it takes focus to stand in the still eye of a tornado and not be swept away by it. - Susan Piver

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin


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