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Black Olives Matter

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H G Wells

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I drink too much. Last time I gave a urine sample there was an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Sometimes, in order to follow our moral compass and/or our hearts, we have to make unpopular decisions or stand up for what we believe in. - Tabatha Coffey

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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