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Black Olives Matter

Do black olives taste better than green ones?

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

Black Olives Matter thanks to Lester Mitchell

ALL Lives Matter, not just black ones...

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo. - H G Wells

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Stories are memory aids, instruction manuals and moral compasses. - Aleks Krotoski

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. - Ernest Hemingway

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Yes, one can repent of moral transgression. The miracle of forgiveness is real, and true repentance is accepted of the Lord. - Ezra T Benson

Moral authority comes from following universal and timeless principles like honesty, integrity, treating people with respect. - Stephen Covey

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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