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Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red

Tower of London 2014 Memorial Display

Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red thanks to Keith Blake

Blood Swept Lands & Seas of Red

This was the memorial display at the Tower of London in 2014 to commemorate Armistice Day. 888,246 ceramic poppies, one for each British military fatality of WWI.

“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.” - ‘For the Fallen’ by Laurence Binyon

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Blood Count: Dracula. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The flesh of your blood. - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood. - George S Patton

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Borscht: Beet soup with high blood pressure - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Psychiatrist: an M.D. who can't stand the sight of blood. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. - Phyllis Diller

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

It is not flesh and blood, but the heart which makes us fathers and sons. - Johann Friedrich Von Schiller

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

It's when we start working together that the real healing takes place. It's when we start spilling our sweat, and not our blood. - David Hume

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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