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Blue Tooth Technology

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Blue Tooth Technology thanks to Emery Pettigrove

Bluetooth - a wireless technology standard for exchanging data over short distances (using short-wavelength UHF radio waves) from fixed and mobile devices, and building personal area networks (PANs). Invented by telecom vendor Ericsson in 1994, it can connect several devices, overcoming problems of synchronization. It was originally conceived as a wireless alternative to RS-232 data cables.

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Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond. - Miguel de Cervantes

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

You know you're getting old if you have more fingers than real teeth. - Rodney Dangerfield

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

An aching tooth is better out than in.
To lose a rotting member is a gain. - Richard Baxter

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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