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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada


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