Boa Constrictor Catches A Mouse

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis

It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney