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QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein
A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. - Jeff Pesis
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
Everyone has feelings, except for snakes and principals. - Donna Maria G
That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker
Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
Keyboard Plaque: The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on computer keyboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan
That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo
What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes
Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney