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Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO
The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter
Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO
The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter
Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
Marketing is no longer about the stuff that you make, but about the stories you tell. - Seth Godin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
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