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Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers
Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg
I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Marketing is far too important to leave to the marketing department. - David Packard
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg
I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
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