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Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
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Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
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The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
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Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
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One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO
The essence of strategy is choosing what not to do. - Michael Porter
Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
With traditional marketing, you tell people you are a rock star. With content marketing, you show them you're a rock star. - Robert Rose
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
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