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Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers
Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
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Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
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It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising. - Mark Twain
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk
Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis
One should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite violence. - Mohandas Gandhi
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
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