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Branding Inspiration for Graphic Designers
Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams
Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg
I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams
Strategy is a pattern in a stream of decisions. - Henry Mintzberg
By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger
I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the Wookiee win. - C-3PO
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner
He's got some grand strategy that he can't revulge. - Archie Bunker
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps. - Benjamin Disraeli
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
Increasingly, the mass marketing is turning into a mass of niches. - Chris Anderson
Strategy execution is the responsibility that makes or breaks executives. - Alan Branche
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
Strategy without tactics is the slowest route to victory; tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat. - Sun Tsu
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg
I used to advertise my loyalty and I don't believe there is a single person I loved that I didn't eventually betray. - Albert Camus
Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
Even when you are marketing to your entire audience or customer base, you are still simply speaking to a single human at any given time. - Ann Handley
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
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