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Swan and Mallard Restaurant Logo
The swan is depicted as the ampersand symbol, with the black mallard peeking through from the open space
Matching vintage House Red Wine logo
“The identity plays upon the three aspects of the restaurant’s name by unifying the swan and the mallard through the positive and negative space within the ampersand. A limited colour palette and minimalistic style helps create a simple yet balanced feel.” – John Randall
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
Turducken is the house specialty, consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, stuffed into a deboned turkey. The dish is a form of engastration - a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Outside of America, it is known as a ‘Three Bird Roast’. ‘Gooducken’ is a traditional English variant, replacing turkey with goose.
“We serve a classic but gutsy traditional-British menu using local and seasonal ingredients - often straight from the farm, There’s an abundance of great produce all around us including mouth-watering aged beef, old breeds of pork and lamb, delicious award-winning cheeses and ice creams, organic stone-milled flour, fragrant heather honey, really good organic vegetables, super-fresh fish and a host of award-winning beers.”
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I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz
Advertising Executive: Yessir, nosir, ulcer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella
Content is the atomic particle of all digital marketing. - Rebecca Lieb
After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music? - Richard Wagner
Give them quality. That's the best kind of advertising. - Milton Hershey
Content is the party. Promotion is the invitation to attend. - Nathan Ellering
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill-bucket. - George Orwell
Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan
No great marketing decision was ever made on quantitative data. - John Sculley
It isn't just creation and promotion; it is process as well. - Neil Patel
In good times, people want to advertise; in bad times, they have to. - Bruce Barton
Advertising has annihilated the power of the most powerful adjectives. - Paul Valery
Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe
The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau
You may not be interested in strategy, but strategy is interested in you. - Leon Trotsky
However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results. - Winston Churchill
Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter
Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus
Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb
Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen
There is no such thing as a bad client, but there such a thing as bad advertising. - Jerry D Femina
We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman
One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch
Advertising promotes the divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status. - Ralph Butler
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock
You always buy familiar names, the ones you recognize; that's why the adman always claims it pays to advertise. - Unknown
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan
Audiences everywhere are tough. They don't have time to be bored or brow beaten by orthodox, old fashioned advertising. - Craig Davis
Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott
Search, a marketing method that didn't exist a decade ago, provides the most efficient and inexpensive way for businesses to find leads. - John Battelle
Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers
History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The biggest risk is not taking any risk. In a world that is changing really quickly, the only strategy that is guaranteed to fail is not taking risks. - Mark Zuckerberg
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