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Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Baker: A person who kneads the dough - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basted Baker - #1 Bistro in Sechelt, B.C. - Christopher and Kandace

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

But what does he owe me for 5 years of bread and broad? - Archie Bunker

Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. - George Carlin

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. - Claiborne Pell

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new. - Ursula K. Leguin

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

The two things that are going to make you a better baker without even trying are a scale and a thermometer in your oven. - Tom Douglas

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

My father was a baker and a lot of people do what their families did and I could have done that but I wanted to stay in show business. - Christopher Walken

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

It's very easy to confuse Sean Connery with James Bond. Sometimes in the entertainment industry, people believe the cake is more real than the baker. - Judd Nelson

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

It would be curious to know what leads a man to become a stationer rather than a baker, when he is no longer compelled, as among the Egyptians, to succeed to his father's craft. - Honore de Balzac

Passover is our tradition, and I like to keep up with that. Our ancestors couldn't eat bread, and it's nice for us to celebrate that every year by going through their struggles. - Marsha Cohen

She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker.
She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!"
So I bought her an electric chair. - Red Skelton

I'm always down to try a new burger, but Shake Shack is still my top. What makes them so special is for the bread they use Martin's potato rolls which is just the best hamburger buns ever. - Aziz Ansari


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