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Led Zeppelin was an English rock band formed in 1968 in London. The group consisted of guitarist Jimmy Page, singer Robert Plant, bassist and keyboardist John Paul Jones, and drummer John Bonham. The band's heavy, guitar-driven sound, rooted in blues and psychedelia on their early albums, has earned them recognition as one of the progenitors of heavy metal, though their unique style drew from a wide variety of influences, including folk music.

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Rock Music: Sung in a rocking chair - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where words leave off, music begins. - Heinrich Heine

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder. - Addison Mizner

Music is the strongest form of magic. - Marilyn Manson

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Rock and roll: music for the neck downwards. - Keith Richards

I hate music - especially when it's played. - Jimmy Durante

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Music can be made anywhere, is invisible and does not smell. - W H Auden

Music can name the unnameable and communicate the unknowable. - Leonard Bernstein

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Music acts like a magic key, to which the most tightly closed heart opens. - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Music could ache and hurt, that beautiful music was a place a suffering man could hide. - Pat Conroy

Music is everybody's business. It's only the publishers who think people own it. - John Lennon

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

If you were music, I would listen to you ceaselessly, and my low spirits would brighten up. - Anna Akhmatova

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Words make you think a thought. Music makes you feel a feeling. A song makes you feel a thought. - E Y Harburg

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

We have embarked upon the world's largest and longest cocktail party, and every issue imaginable is up for grabs. - Geoffrey Moore

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato


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