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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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