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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche


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