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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut


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