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You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun. - Thomas Edison

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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