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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

Intelligent coaching is sometimes no coaching. - Marty Stern

Speech is the vestibule to the palace of love. - Jami of Persia

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

Truth will ultimately prevail where there is pains to being it to light. - George Washington

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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