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Bright People

Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Yes, I speak Spanish: MARGARITA. - Unknown

I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Sir Francis Bacon

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

Who dares not speak his free thought is a slave. - Euripides

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Truly intelligent men know better than to take themselves too seriously. - Unknown

If people did not do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. - Ludwig Wittgenstein

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Your words carry amazing power. So when you speak, make sure you uplift someone and never put them down. - Unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

It's easy to get a reputation for wisdom. It's only necessary to live long, speak little and do less. - P.D. James

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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