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Bright People

Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Speak softly and wear a loud shirt. - Hawaiian Proverb

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Light Sleeper: Someone who naps on the chandelier - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

Anyone who conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence; he is just using his memory. - Leonardo da Vinci

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. - Oscar Wilde

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

There is a plan to this universe. There is a high intelligence, maybe even a purpose, but it's given to us on the installment plan. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer


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