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Some people are brilliant until you hear them speak

Bright People thanks to Emery Pettigrove

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

When in doubt, look intelligent. - Garrison Keillor

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

It's not so much knowing when to speak... but when to pause. - Jack Benny

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. - Winston Churchill

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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