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British Tea Party

Putting a stain on the map of Great Britain

British Tea Party thanks to Bazil Thompson

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Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

England can never be ruined except by a Parliament. - Lord Burleigh

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. - Unknown

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

You only have to survive in England and all is forgiven you. - Alan Bennett

Rain is the one thing the British do better than anybody else. - Marilyn French

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

British Museum: The most magnificent collection of stolen antiquities in the world - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The British have a remarkable talent for keeping calm, even when there is no crisis. - Franklin P Jones

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Oats: A grain, which in England is generally given to horses, but in Scotland supports the people - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

To many, no doubt, he will seem blatent and bumptious, but we prefer to regard him as being simply British. - Oscar Wilde

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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