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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

What a delight it is to make friends with someone you have despised! - Colette

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If men could see the epitaphs their friends write they would believe they had got into the wrong grave. - American Proverb

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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