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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Often we have no time for our friends, but all the time in the world for our enemies. - Billy Joel

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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