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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

Brotherly Love thanks to Howard Chapman

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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich


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