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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

Brotherly Love thanks to Howard Chapman

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben

Joy Ride: Going somewhere without the kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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