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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah


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