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Brotherly Love

Friends forever stick together

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

As yet, Bernard Shaw hasn't become prominent enough to have any enemies, but none of his friends like him. - Oscar Wilde

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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