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Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I give unto my wife my second best bed, with the furniture. - William Shakespeare

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

The stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And they're watching me. - Haruki Murakami

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte

Sometimes our fate resembles a fruit tree in winter. Who would think that those branches would turn green again and blossom? But we hope it; we know it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do to my mother is cough somewhere in Siberia and she'll hear you. - J.D. Salinger

Chaga is one of the weirdest mushrooms you may ever see. A fungal parasite found on birch trees, Chaga is a hardened, blackened, crusty formation that looks like a bursting tumor. - Paul Stamets

Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk forward into friendship. They can't see the tiny outstretched hands all around them, everywhere, like leaves on trees. - Miranda July


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