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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

A camel is a racehorse built by committee. - Unknown

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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