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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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