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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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