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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It took one night to get Israel out of Egypt but forty years to get Egypt out of Israel. - George Morrison

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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