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Camel Photobomb

Peaking at dromedary scenery on top of the Mount of Olives

Camel Photobomb thanks to joe-kster

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Trust in God, but tether your camel at night. - Jack Ryan

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. - Anais Nin

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Do not free a camel of the burden of his hump; you may be freeing him from being a camel. - Unknown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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