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Camp Squeah Cookies

Setting a new Camp Squeah Cookie Record in Hope, B.C.

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2018: Making 6,098 cookies for Camp Squeah (restricted quota due to limited freezer space)

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: Making 12,791 cookies for Camp Squeah - prep area

Camp Squeah Cookies thanks to Camp Squeah

2016: 12,791 cookies later (freezer storage): Life’s a batch at Camp Squeah!

April 2018 - Cookies prepared for Camp Squeah campers (oatmeal raisin, oatmeal chocolate chip, cornflake chocolate chip, crackerjacks, snickerdoodles, double chocolate, and ginger sparkles) + 17 loaves of chocolate banana bread, 2 carrot cakes and 2 platz

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C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Raisin cookies are why I have trust issues. - Unknown

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

I wouldn't trade you for all the cookies in the world. - Cookie Monster

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies and had teas. - Hillary Clinton

Accept the fact that we have to treat almost anybody as a volunteer. - Peter F Drucker

Admit it. The cookie dough is usually better than the actual cookies. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Your resemblance to a muppet will prevent the world from taking you seriously. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Polly had a gift for baking pies, and she poured her heart and soul into every one she made. - Sarah Weeks

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

The best cookies of all in the world are the ones my daughter Sally makes. They come out all uniform with nice little air holes. - Willard Scott

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

My dad actually makes the best cookies. My mum is great baker, too, but doesn't share them - it's tantalising! Luckily for me though, my dad shares his! - Blake Lively

I was bullied by a few people who were much older than me. I went to camp to learn boxing. I was 12, and my coach was 24. I felt like if I could fight him, I could stand up to anyone. - Liam Payne

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

A man over 90 is a great comfort to all his elderly neighbours. He is a picket-guard at the extreme outpost; and the young folks of 60 and 70 feel that the enemy must get by him before he can come near their camp. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

I can't convince you to put the drink down if you're an alcoholic, you have to want to do that. I can't convince you to stop eating the cookies when you're a diabetic. You have to do that. And that takes responsibility. - Don Young


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