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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

Financial woes - Loonie drops below 80 cents US

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Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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