Canada's New Currency

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Every crowd has a silver lining. - P.T. Barnum

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

The just man may sin with an open chest of gold before him. - Italian Proverb

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek