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Canada's New Currency

Canadian dollar and oil slide to 13-year lows

Canada's New Currency thanks to Barry McCartney

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Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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