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Canadian Border Patrol thanks to Mike King

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Birth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker

Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

That isn't the plural of moose. It's moosi. - Mikey Way

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

I'm as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. - Theodore Roosevelt

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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