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On the lookout for Trump dodgers, eh

Canadian Border Patrol thanks to Mike King

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Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. - Tim Moon

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on earth. - Daniel M Ortberg

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James

I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. - Kiera Cass

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. - Tao Lin

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to 'prove their love' like a moose needs a hat rack. - Abigail VanBuren

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

My best security is within the munitions of an immutable Jehovah, where His unalterable promises stand like giant walls of rock. - Charles H Spurgeon

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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