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Canadian Coat Of Arms

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

What's good for the goose is good for the gander. - English Proverb

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Ego: the fallacy whereby a goose thinks he's a swan. - Oscar Levant

Canada is a great country, one of the hopes of the world. - Jack Layton

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

You don't put skill on like a coat - you build it day by day. - Unknown

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

A goose flies by a chart the Royal Geographical Society could not improve. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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