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Car Dirt Art

Paint your car with nature's paintbrush

Car Dirt Art thanks to Barry McCartney

How to paint a winter car

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Boy: a noise with dirt on it. - Unknown

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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