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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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