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Car Dirt Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Mournful and yet grand is the destiny of the artist. - Franz Liszt

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

The immature artist imitates. The mature artist steals. - Lionel Trilling

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle


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