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Caribou Walking

Getting used to strange pet cycling in the neighbourhood

Caribou Walking thanks to Frank Dixon

Some walk dogs, others walk pets, but Jethro takes it one step further...

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Golf is a good walk spoiled. - H.S. Scrivener

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Stalking: When two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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