Carousel Escape

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

If at first you don't escape, try try again. - Gulag Motto

When I'm president, everyone gets a free pony. - Vermin Supreme

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

Identification... is a form of escape from the self. - Krishnamurti

The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it. - Unknown

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache. - WC Fields

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does - Lemony Snicket

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson