Cat Chess
We now paws for a move by the check mate
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson
Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
I failed to make the chess team because of my height. - Woody Allen
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
It's safer to be a chess player than a chess piece. - Mary Foley
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
It's easy for me to get along with chess players. Even though we are all very different, we have chess in common. - Magnus Carlsen
My idea is to make moves to bring chess back to the world's map, to make it part of the world's geography again. - Anatoly Karpov
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain