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Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Maggie plays her part in Tangiers, Morocco

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Cat on a Hot Tin Roof is a play by Tennessee Williams. Williams wrote the play on the terrace of Sun Beach bar in Tangiers, Morocco. The play won the Pulitzer Prize for Drama in 1955. Set in the 'plantation home in the Mississippi Delta' of Big Daddy Pollitt, a wealthy cotton tycoon, the play examines the relationships among members of Big Daddy’s family, primarily between his son Brick and Maggie the 'Cat,' Brick's wife.

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Movie about nuns, starring Ingrid Bernstein - Archie Bunker

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I don't want to be a part of any Bollywood movie. - Russell Peters

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Music is my mistress, and she plays second fiddle to no one. - Duke Ellington

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

The harpsichord sounds like two skeletons copulating on a corrugated roof. - Thomas Beecham

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

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I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

Once you've been really 'bad' in a movie, there's a certain kind of fearlessness you develop. - Jack Nicholson

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

With 'The A-Team,' it was like, 'Alright, I'm going to do a big popcorn movie and see how that feels.' - Joe Carnahan

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami


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